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31 de julio de 2020

SUMMARY OF CORONAVIRUS

SUMMARY OF CORONAVIRUS

President : I am stopping all travel to and from China to protect us from Coronavirus, China is lying

WHO : Preliminary investigations conducted by the Chinese authorities have found no clear evidence of human-to-human transmission of the novel #coronavirus (2019-nCoV) identified in Wuhan, China," the organization had said.

Democrats and Media: Trump is a Xenophobe. Clearly just closing the borders because he is racist.

Dr Fauci : There is nothing to worry about right now this is not a threat to the Amercian people

CDC : Sure we can make those test kits. Don't allow anyone else to make them.

CDC 40 days later : Whoops we muffed up we didn't follow our own rules on making them and contaminated them. My bad let someone else make them above our pay grade.

President : I've been told a therapeutic Hydroxychloroquine was safety tested and approved by FDA already is a good option

Gov Cuomo : We need more venitlators, ventilators, ventilators and i'm not allowing Doctors to prescribe hydroxychloroquine

Media : some lady and her husband ate fish tank cleaner, don't take hydroxychloroquine Trump is a liar. He killed those people.

Bill Gates : We need a vaccine we cant go back to normal without a vaccine. I know what I'm talking about I secretly run WHO and am heavily invested in Big Pharma and Monsanto trust me.

Liberal Billionaires : Lets donate millions and billions for a vaccine, Gates knows whats up.

Doctors from around the world : hydroxychloroquine is a better option then a ventilator, we are seeing success with it we can cure this without a vaccine.

FDA : Lets revoke the emergency use authorization for hydroxychloroquine, which permitted doctors to prescribe the drug even though we approved this as a safe medicine.

Twitter & Facebook : Delete. Delete. Delete. They can't see hydroxychloroquine we already invested with Gates

Also Twitter & Facebook - we keep getting alerts regarding child pornography and pedophile posts..
sounds like a free speech violation by deleting, we don't have time for that amyway we are too busy deleting and throttling anti-big pharma and anti-liberal posts.

Doctor : Hydroxycholoroquine helps saves lives I've personally treated all my patients with coronavirus and not 1 death.

Some people : yea but she said some crazy things, I dont know (she made President look right how can we spin this)

Dr Fauci : I don't think we can ever eradicate coronavirus

Some Big pharma : 馃挵馃挵馃挵馃挵馃挵馃挵馃挵馃挵馃挵馃挵馃挵馃挵

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