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21 de noviembre de 2017

some humor The priest and the lion.



A Jesuit priest in Africa is presented in an indigenous people to promote the gospel throughout the area, walking distracted is face to face with a beautiful lion hungry. 

The frightened priest saw that the lion approached him was decisively to confront death. 

With firm and resolute voice berates the lion: YOU creature of God, do not ever eat at a HERMANO YOURS! 

Hearing this lion remains shocked and stunned by such momentum priest. 

Taking advantage of the desdconcierto Lion, the priest says:  

BEFORE EATING HAS TO GIVE THANKS TO GOD OF FOOD TO EAT WHAT TO, UNDERSTOOD !!

Wordlessly the lion turns around, and the priest deep breath after seeing death so close. 

Once having lost sight of the lion , the priest goes to his church to thank God for not allowing the lion will eat. 

Upon entering the church, surprised by an unexpected sight rubs his eyes to confirm. 

What I see is the lion kneeling before the altar praying. 

"Lord thank you for daily sustenance MEAT AND BLESS THE PRIEST OF WHICH I will eat."

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